🤖 Meta AI Breaks Free | 🍎 Apple Hunts Its AI Mojo | 🚀 Amazon Kuiper Lifts Off

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It’s Tuesday, your coffee’s cooling, and Link & Load is here to jolt you awake before the caffeine does. Today you’ll eyeball Meta’s fresh AI side-kick, wonder whether Apple can finally spell “A-I,” and watch Amazon lob its first Kuiper birds sky-high. You’ll also slip a digital driver’s licence into Google Wallet and see Elon Musk accused of playing subsidy peek-a-boo. (Dad joke quota: why did the neural net go to therapy? It had too many unresolved layers.)

🚀 Today in Tech

META UNLEASHES A STAND-ALONE “META AI” APP
Source: https://www.reuters.com/business/facebook-parent-meta-platforms-launches-standalone-ai-assistant-app-2025-04-29/

TL;DR: You can now chat with Meta AI outside WhatsApp or Instagram—powered by Llama 4, with a paid tier testing soon. Zuckerberg’s answer to ChatGPT just moved into its own apartment and wants to borrow your data.

APPLE INVESTORS TO TIM COOK: “SHOW US THE SILICON INTELLIGENCE”
Source: https://www.reuters.com/technology/apple-investors-seek-clarity-tariffs-ai-strategy-iphone-sales-decline-2025-04-29/

TL;DR: Ahead of earnings, shareholders fret over shrinking iPhone sales, China tariffs, and Siri’s AWOL upgrade. Apple hints that India assembly and services growth will steady the ship—but the AI reveal can’t come late again.

AMAZON’S PROJECT KUIPER LAUNCHES FIRST 27 SATELLITES
Source: https://www.theverge.com/news/657689/amazon-project-kuiper-satellite-launch

TL;DR: Bezos’ $10 bn constellation finally leaves the launchpad, racing SpaceX’s 7,000-strong Starlink fleet. Amazon must orbit 1,618 craft by mid-2026 to keep the FCC happy, with limited service promised later this year.

GOOGLE WALLET ROLLS OUT DIGITAL IDs (AND AGE-CHECKS) TO MORE STATES
Source: https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/29/google-wallet-to-add-support-for-digital-ids-in-more-states/

TL;DR: Arkansas, Montana, Puerto Rico & West Virginia get mobile driver’s licences; ZKP tech keeps your birth date hush-hush while confirming you’re old enough for… whatever. Wallet also expands to 50 new countries.

ELON MUSK CALLED OUT FOR ‘LADDER-PULLING’ ON SUBSIDIES
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/29/musks-companies-got-billions-from-the-government-now-hes-pulling-up-the-ladder-behind-him

TL;DR: A Guardian op-ed tallies $38 bn in public support for Tesla and SpaceX, then slams Musk’s drive to slash the very subsidies that saved him. Irony rockets faster than Starship.

🎲 Link Grab-Bag

• Source: https://www.wired.com/story/an-acclaimed-book-about-digital-manipulation-was-actually-written-by-ai — An Italian philosopher fooled critics with a best-selling book secretly co-written by GPT.
  

• Source: https://spectrum.ieee.org/d-wave-quantum — IEEE Spectrum dives into D-Wave’s hotly debated claim of “quantum supremacy.”
  

• Source: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/04/frameworks-cheaper-colorful-laptop-12-up-for-preorder-starts-at-549-bare-bones/ — Framework’s 12-inch modular laptop lands at $549—swappable, colorful, tariff-friendly.
  

• Source: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43769482 — EU funds open-source projects to “reclaim the public internet,” cheer devs on Hacker News.
  

• Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/1ju4sao/patch_tuesday_megathread_20250408/ — r/sysadmin’s Patch-Tuesday mega-thread: what broke, what fixed, and who’s cursing Copilot this month.
  

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